Francium Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A:.........

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Tungsten Jokes More Tungsten Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises?

Daytrogen.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!