Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"

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What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement

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What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

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Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas