Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

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What does the ISIS donkey say?

Jihaaaad

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

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What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.