What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

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Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

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What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.