What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

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How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

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What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.