What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

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What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

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What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.