Al Qaeda Jokes

What is Al Qaeda's favourite team?

New York Jets

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What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ( )

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The new york Jets

World Trade Center Jokes More World Trade Center Jokes

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

New York Jets Jokes More New York Jets Jokes

What's AlQaeda's favorite football team?

The New York Jets

What is Alqueida's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

Fool Jokes More Fool Jokes

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

Why can't you trick unemployed jesters?

Because they're nobody's fool