Al Qaeda Jokes

What is Al Qaeda's favourite team?

New York Jets

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What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ( )

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

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Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

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What is Bin Laden's Favorite Football Team?

New York Jets

What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ( )

April Jokes More April Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What's a terrorists favorite sports team?

The new York jets.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.