Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

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How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

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What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

Where did sally go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere

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What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

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What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Why it feels so hard to break up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.