Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

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15 years.

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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.