Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

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What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?

Alfredo

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

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Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

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Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.