Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

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Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

What does the number 668 represent?

The of the Beast.

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Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...