What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!