What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!