How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

F Jokes More F Jokes

What did the letter F say when he became cool?

Sup G

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!