What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

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What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy?

It's Italicized