What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

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How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.