What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta