Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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Causal fridays.

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Seen but not heard

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

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Their lips are moving.

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)