Pucker Jokes

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.