Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.