Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What do you tell a lady with two black eyes?

Nothing, You already told her twice.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips