Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back?

You discussed me.

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe