How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.