How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !