How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

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What do you call a party with no Filipino people?

A no-Nguyen scenario.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

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What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

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What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one