How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.