Mayor Jokes

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

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Lmao Zedong

How are you getting on with the Internet?

Surf far so good.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers?

Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.

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They chia'd.

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How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

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Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

How do you catch a click?

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Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.