How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?

When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear.

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

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Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.