How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern