Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

Vocabulary

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.