What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison?

a free radical..

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

Small medium at large

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

Little Person Jokes More Little Person Jokes

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!