What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did the hairdresser escape?

John Frieda.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Little Person Jokes More Little Person Jokes

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!