What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did the hairdresser escape?

John Frieda.

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

Little Person Jokes More Little Person Jokes

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.