She was wearing mittens.
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
They have to use their Endor voices.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Anything you want they're not going to hear you.
Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.
What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
Because they all wore mittens.
Her dog was blind too
Because she is a woman
