How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Toronto Jokes More Toronto Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!