What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Previous Random Joke Next

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

Snooker Table Jokes More Snooker Table Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table