What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

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Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

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What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table