A snooker table
A: So you could hit the sack.
He wanted her to hit the hay!
They can't see eye to eye.
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
It was a soft drink.
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.