What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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What's the funniest fish in the world?

Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

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What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

Nigeria Jokes More Nigeria Jokes

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria