Nigeria Jokes

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

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What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

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How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani