Nigeria Jokes

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

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What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

squash*

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

What does a tornado and a black person have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!

World Jokes More World Jokes

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

It has 4 rabbits' feet.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app?

Spotafly.

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.