Nigeria Jokes

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

Why are government buildings alike all around the world?

free masonry.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Ghana Jokes More Ghana Jokes

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge