What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster."