How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!