How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.