How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

A: You can almost hear them.

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.