What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.