What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.