Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

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How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why men shop at Costco?

Because it's a hoe sale.

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.