Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.