What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Where do the Japanese store defective mannequin feet?

In bent-toe boxes.

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.