What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

Daisy Jokes More Daisy Jokes

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion