What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

Daisy Jokes More Daisy Jokes

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion