What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Daisy Jokes More Daisy Jokes

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!