What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

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What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!