What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"

What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!"

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Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.