What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

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How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.