Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.
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An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion
An elephant with a wet boot
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
Cauliflowers!
A: They place flowers on the grave.
Gracias.
A panda bear rolling down a hill.
AIDS.
Pears.
You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
No one knows it's never happened.
You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.
Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!