Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

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What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

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What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy