What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What kind of bee can't be understood ?

A mumble bee !

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

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What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!