What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!