Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Because the stalks are all ears.
A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
A: You should bill Gates.
An aero-drone !
Ollamacare
A: There aren't any pictures.
One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.
Because he was born in a barn.
Antique farm equipment.
Pay him
Shipped beef!
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.
Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)
A rural pool.
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
