Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Because they're funny on many levels.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
A. It saves them a lot of time.
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
Lo mein.
A Ducktor.
He wanted to work undercover.
One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.
All the cows have horns
That's amorehay!
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
In his beef case!
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
The mid-life crisis.
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
A cluster cluck.
