Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.