Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

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Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

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Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.