Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!

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Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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What do you call someone who is good at fishing?

A Master Baiter.

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon. :D