Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

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What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)