How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.