How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it