What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

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What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!