What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

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Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

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He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

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What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !