What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

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Chop chop.

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What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals