How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

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How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

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What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.