How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !