What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

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What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

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What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.