What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

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How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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How often do I see alligators?

Ocajunally

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.