What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.