What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Previous Random Joke Next

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's the favorite color of horses?

Horse rddish.

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"