What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.