What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

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What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.