I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
who wants 2 try?
2 Na!
Because they have Hollow-Weinies
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
A line of marathon runners
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby
1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
Ouch, that Hertz!"
hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
An Appaloosa!
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
