Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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Where do kids with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.