What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence