What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Previous Random Joke Next

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player?

Pocahontas

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.