What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

What do you call a chinese poker face?

A mahjong face

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What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!