What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What do you call a rich Chinese person ?

cha ching

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!