Lo Mein Jokes

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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Mane Jokes More Mane Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Videogame Jokes More Videogame Jokes

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)