Lo Mein Jokes

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy?

Sudden Lee

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

Mane Jokes More Mane Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

Videogame Jokes More Videogame Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

Ramendon